- Sunday I started getting a muscle spasm in my neck that had me begging for mercy.
- Monday morning I went to Club Doctor for muscle relaxers.
- Monday afternoon I passed out in a drugged up stupor while magical goodness worked its voodoo on my neck.
- Tuesday the spasms were gone, but I was still pretty sore.
- Wednesday morning, things were looking up.
- Wednesday night I stumbled upon a clogged toilet in my Master Bathroom. Again. Because this always happens when your husband has a high protein diet.
- Wednesday night I attempted to flush clogged toilet. When it didn't work, I angrily slammed the lid and used the boy bathroom, leaving the de-clogging efforts for the offender.
- Wednesday night I entered my Master Bathroom again, for who the hell knows what, and stumbled upon a FULLY FLOODED bathroom.
- Wednesday night I screeched through every room in the house and then outside for Husband to immediately fix the situation.
- Wednesday night, after I found Husband in the garage, I mentioned he may want to bring a Wet-Vac, and that something sounded awfully "funny" in the living room ceiling.
- Wednesday night he brushed me off.
- Wednesday night he sucked the water up off the floor and then proceeded to argue with me over whose responsibility it was to "scrub" the shit water off the floor. (Guess who won after dropping many f-bombs.)
- Wednesday night I lay in bed perusing trashy gossip websites when Husband casually saunters upstairs and declares "Guess I'll be staying home tomorrow." "You were right about the ceiling."
- Wednesday night I rush downstairs to help with buckets, and my ENTIRE ceiling is wet. And drippy.
- Wednesday night, Husband call 24-hour I'm Fucked Hotline, and is awaiting the arrival of guys in white suits.
- The spasms in my neck? They are so fucking back.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Well Crap
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Oh My God!!! Besides that I'm speechless!
Oh to the no. Oh no!
This post makes me grateful I have a one story!
Take one of your magic pills. Let husband deal with the rest. And make him eat more fruit.
Oh my gosh if I could come there and help you I probably wouldn't, but STILL!!! How sucky!!
:-( If your house falls apart, you guys can come live with us.
I have actually starred this post in Google Reader so I can go back and LOL when I need to! Thank you for starting my Thursday with a belly laugh!!! I needed it!
(And I'm so sorry you had such a sucky Wednesday - hope your neck gets better!)
oh man, that suuuucks... hope it gets better- both the poo covered floor and your neck! yikes!
Oh seester...oh seester. that sucks a big fat turd. Pardon the pun. Call if you need anything.
I am sorry-that is no good. Have you banned him from using your bathrooms now?
We had a blackwater backup situation last year. If you are not familiar, it's when the sewer (poop) water comes back up through the pipes and floods your home.
I hate that I am laughing at your misfortune, but you are a riot! Thank you for helping me see the positives in my Thursday. I do NOT have a clogged toilet, or shitty water in my ceiling. Thank God!
Ok...you're life sucks more than mine right now. hate plumbing problems!!!! Been there!
We've had to call them before. When I was 39 weeks pregnant. We had fans and dehumidifiers running in our house for 24 hours a day for ten days straight. In our master bedroom and living room. Fortunately it was grey water, not black water, but STILL.
Good luck.
Well crap is right! That sucks, literally.
Sucktastic! Wow.
All I can think of is OH SHIT. Which is really pretty appropriate.
xoxo
snorty, snort snort. bwaa haa haa.
not laughing at you, with you, I promise.
Isn't that how it always happens?? Not just one bad thing, but whole slew. The domino affect! Stopping by from SITS, I hope your day gets better!
Ugh, we have so been there. Usually when my husband isn't home and his cell phone is off is when our ceiling leaked in.
Happy pills will do the trick and he can deal with the fall out!
Oh geez... that's not good.
So has husband come to terms with the fact that he's at fault? ;)
Dude. I'm just so torn between laughing and crying right now! But I'm so sorry you're in pain!
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