"Can we stop for Starbucks when we leave the ER? It sounds good because I have stitches in my head."
"Oh! Pink Princess band-aids! I need those because I have stitches in my head."
"Can you please just wash my hair in the sink because I have stitches in my head."
"Can you please bring me another cookie? I'm laying down because I have stitches in my head."
"I can't take care of the boys right now because I have stitches in my head."
"Can you just cuddle with me tonight because I have stitches in my head."
"I need to sit by myself on the plane because I have stitches in my head."
"I'm not really going to finish unpacking or start the laundry because I have stitches in my head."
"I deserve to sleep in a little because I have stitches in my head. Eight stitches, if you're counting."
"I can't play softball on Wednesday because I have stitches in my head."
It's turning out to be a pretty air tight excuse...
Now, if you'll excuse me, I can't blog right now. Because I'm tired. Because of the stitches in my head.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
...Because I Have the Stitches on Mah Head
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I want stitches in my head too! Oh pretty please, pick me pick me! I NEED stitches in my head.
WHY do you have stitches in your head? I hope you got the pink princess band-aids.
I love the stitches in your head. I think you are starting a new trend. Now everyone will want stitches in their head. Especially if it gets you stuff.
I think anyone who has stitches in her head should be given a diamond ring to take her mind off the stitches in her head. Tell your husband I said so. blessings, marlene
Um, did you get those stitches in COlorado? What on earth happened???
Better than I imagined...I think their charming. Glad you're ok and looking forward to your visit!
ooh cool! Why do you have stitches on your head? And does it really work for all that stuff? I must consider it...
Ooh - owch (but it sounds like the benefits might be outweighing the pain)! ;)
Hold up... you are the moron that slipped and fell, inconveniencing everyone and causing a huge panic, yet You get special treatment!? I hope you at least cleaned the blood stains off the floor for crying out loud!
Steven.....she's not a moran and she fell in the shower - the water/blood went right down the drain. She did not leave a mess - and she got her Starbucks, and her princess bandaids, and her cookies too.
Alright, I believe you. Cannon recounted the whole story at school with theatrics and all! I especially enjoyed the part where he showed how you slipped... hilarious!
Yeah, I am pretty much thinking I need a few stitches in my head right about now...
Oh sweetie OW OW OW OW OW!!
and yet..
you still look gorgeous and you managed a great post out of it.
You = rockstar
That does sound pretty airtight, although I must admit I thought it was going to be a child saying all this, not you. :) Good for YOU, that you have an airtight excuse to get some space, some cuddling, and STARBUCKS! :)
Also, in spite of the stitches, my dear, you are fetching!
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