Tuesday, August 5, 2008

White Noise

I'm going through a thing, people.


A blank.

A "God help me but I would rather lay comatose on my bed with "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" on the effin' TV than write or read anything."

Except I hate Tila Tequila and will probably watch Law and Order: SVU reruns instead.

Have I ever mentioned the insane crush I have on Elliot Stabler?

Oh, I have?

It's worth mentioning again. Because, seriously, I would love to get arrested just to get interrogated by that detective.

Yeah, no blogging tonight. I have a date with a detective....

See ya!

20 awesome people had somethin' to say...:

jill jill bo bill said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Me, too.

Just know I miss you.

iMommy said...

I've got a suggestion! (You know, for when you're done drooling over Elliot. I'm with you. Seriously.)

If you were to write the first chapter - the introduction, say - of your memoirs to date (or, fun twist, in 30 years!) what would it say?

Tiffany said...

You would have to have done something haneous and horrible to end up interviewed by Stabler.

My husband was an LAPD Detective.. totally hot in the suit with the gun around the should thing.. but really horrible hours. Maybe we will play detective this weekend.. hmmmm....

Kim said...

Oh - how I must agree about Elliot!! The man is hot!

noble pig said...

I love him and I love that show...I could sit for hours with the re-runs, they suck you in, in seconds!

Scary Mommy said...

I love me some Elliot, too. Ya know that one episode where he and his separated wife get it on? Yum.

Cheffie-Mom said...

Yes, he is a super good looking guy! I hope you two had fun on your date! LOL!

Feliz said...

Elliot.....
sigh.

Hang in there, girl. Try junk food. That might help.

Anonymous said...

Mom here - hang on - I'll be there and we'll eat raw cookie dough and drink red wine. hugs and kisses -

Rhea said...

Just don't let the detective know you're friends with a hooker. lol

I visited your friend's site. I like her hooking a lot!

Jaci said...

I never noticed before I caught it on TBS, but that Eliot guy is the jilted high school coach from Runaway Bride. I guess the Law and Order character helps him in his hotness...because he was just a hot-mess with Julia Roberts. :(

amelia bedelia said...

I see absolutely nothing wrong with having a crush on a movie star. john trevolta will call me one day!

Rei said...

I thought he was hot until I saw him in Oz.

Lauren said...

Weird.....did you see my last blog? I am right there with you! What the heck?

HappyHourSue said...

Busted - I watch Tila Tequila sometimes when I'm cooking dinner. My 7 year old is like "why are 2 girls kissing?" Mother of The Year.

Kristin (Random reader) said...

A co-worker and I had a crush on Rick (aka Ricky) Schroder on NYPD blue. Then, one day in the lunchroom, there was an article about him in People or something and it said he was married and had a bunch of kids. Oddly, this made us very sad.

My co worker said it best "But he can't be married! He's supposed to marry US!!"

Feliz said...

Please come back to us! As you can see, we all miss you.

Hillary said...

Dude, me too! When I was interviewed by the Sex Crime detectives I was all "where's my handsome, brooding Elliott?" I felt so ripped off that the detectives interviewing me were middle-aged and chubby.

Mama's Losin' It said...

Boy I hear you on this one!! Can we all just take a blogger week off so that I won't feel bad about not posting or reading?? Can we? Please? No? Worth a shot.

Kristi O said...

OMG I am hooked on SVU as well. I thought I was the only one.