Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dmitri

If you haven't heard this yet, it's worth the listen... seriously...




I so wish I could see what this "catch" douchebag looks like...

20 awesome people had somethin' to say...:

Swirl Girl said...

Olga? Who is Olga?
Dmitiri sounds like a stalker....
Did you call him back by 3:00 or are just playing games.

How'd he get your number?
Personally, any guy who says he's great in bed and makes great money, probably isn't and doesn't.

What a tool!

Chandra Stauffer said...

That is hysterical.

"There's nothing wrong with me."

Has any normal person ever said that in the history of ever??

Insta-mom said...

Oh.My.God. Where do I even begin to comment on this one.

If I were Olga...
Three o'clock deadline? Yeah, buddy. Whatever. I lost your phone number shortly after I told you my name is "Olga."

And don't you know that saying you're great in bed is basically admitting you have a small dick and a mommy complex.

*Sigh* The things that make me sooooo grateful that I found The Hubs.

seester said...

ACK....this is hilarious! What a perfet way to get even..post it on You Tube. Hope the media picks up the tape and finds Mr. McCreeperton. Way to go Olga...

Heather said...

OOOoooh, this is too good. What a goofball!!

Jules said...

This is way too scary. Talk about a big ego and little "other parts". And he now gets "One of the top 10 Men to Avoid" Awards. Yikes.

And 416 area code is the Toronto (Canada) area, just in case you were interested.

Yikes.

noble pig said...

Okay...this was hilarious...but I'm confused and need answers...are you Olga or is this just something from somewhere else...so, so funny.

Made me laugh and I laughed even harder as it made my hubby roll his eyes.

Lex the mom said...

Oh my! He sounds like such a geek - I don't think I'd want to see him! Bwahahaha!

Still listening & what a freak! I'll forget it, for real - soon! & he called her a "puss"en.

That can't be real - is it?

Danielle said...

NO! I am not "Olga".

This is just all over the internet right now. I tried Snopes, but they have not picked it up yet.

I have no idea if this is real or not, but there have been a couple of news articles written about this creep. He apparently lives in Canada (Toronto) and teaches men how to reclaim their masculinity. Says he isn't a mysoginist, but actions speak louder. Was a doctor but lost his license due to sexual misconduct.

Basically, after doing some research, the beginnings of an effed up serial killer.

It's painfully funny to listen to the voicemail, but I didn't do any checking before posting this.

I would love to find out if this is true or fake, and I would LOVE to see a picture....

His name is James N. Sears. A quick Google search will land you to Wikipedia and the Toronto Sun articles, and even to his website where you can sign up for his classes to learn about how to make love to a woman.... *snort*

AFRo said...

Holy crap. What a freak.

OHmommy said...

OMG.... hysterical. I had to call my husband over to see the freak!

Rhea said...

I like how much he repeats that he is NORMAL. lol freaky, freaky little dude, way too into himself.

Tiffany said...

Ugh. This just cannot work on women. Seriously. I think I just threw up in my mouth. I am so totally creeped out. Here's how it's gonna work? Really? He He actually sounds threatening. He is such a complete creep. If he is a complete catch, why does he need Olga so badly?

Feliz said...

That dude is seriously scary. And he wants to know if "Olga" has psychological problems? Please. I think he is projecting. I am going to have nightmares tonight. ick.

Christine said...

Dude - we should totally sign up for a class, overload it with women and watch him go bonkers. Now that would be a chuckle!

Kristin said...

wow - this guy is crazy. This is crazy. I want to punch him in his face. Then I want to call the authorities and put a restraining order out for all the women in North America. Things have been notso for you lately? How you doing? :)

Mrs. Parks said...

I swear the next guy I meet named Dmitri gets it right between the eyes!
Since I may never meet a guy named Dmitri I think I'll just boycot ouzo and olives for awhile.

Staci said...

omg i think i saw this guy on Dr. Phil

Dude she better call him back, id hate to loose out on such a phycologically normal guy.....look him up on dr phil, i bet you anything its him!!!!

Kathleen said...

OMG Danielle I ended up on this dude's wikipedia page and then here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seduction_community

Apparently he is part of the "seduction community". Here's a tidbit:

After approaching and opening, pickup artists attempt to engage the women in conversation. The moment where a woman (or group) decides that they want to continue the interaction with the pickup artist is called the "hook point" (Strauss). Members of the seduction community employ various techniques designed to develop attraction and rapport with the women they are having a conversation with (and the groups these women are in). Techniques can be "canned" (pre-scripted), or "natural" (improvised).

HAHAHAHAHA. Their meeting houses are called "lairs".

"You had me at pre-scripted"!

If they want to get scientific, I want to see some success metrics!
Creeeeeepy!

Jenn said...

He is a total nut. Run quickly the other way. I hope you did not call him. I might even consider getting a new number if he calls back.