Not Your Average Dictionary

(Just giving this it's own post so that I can get it off the side bar...)

Blogger (n): person who cannot wait to tell his/her own secrets, no matter the consequences.

Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it

Bugs, pl. n: Small living things that small living boys throw on small living girls

Budget, n: An orderly system for living beyond your means

Day, n: A period of twenty four hours, normally spent picking up plastic army men

Diet, n: The penalty for exceeding the feed limit

Hospital Bed, n: Something you will continue to visit weekly if your child thinks he's superman and you have a ceiling fan

Intelligence, n: Looking inside the oven for plastic toys before turning it on

Secret, n: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Sneeze, n: A fart through your nose.

Tomorrow, n: One of the greastest labor saving devices of today.

Wrinkles, n: Something other people have.

Character Lines, n: Something I have.